so one of the first things my mother said to me this morning is that our oldest cat, and the one I’m closest to, is “fading away” and then got irritated that I was upset and was all “don’t say that”

like um??? sorry for having a natural emotional reaction I guess?

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angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE

MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,


YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.

WHICH IS TRUE

MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED

the moral of this story is

1. Sit the way you want.

2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.

rimjobstilinski:

why do you ship the thing?

*pulls out binder full of laminated pages and photos, opens presentation on powerpoint, pulls up podium*

I’m glad you asked

chibird:

You keep the omamori around with you for protection and luck. ^^ If you need a little boost, have a virtual one (or print them out to keep)!

goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"

Omg Anna you can’t marry someone you just met

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

spaghetticunt:

this is creepy as fuck, I’ll take 14

bumbleshark:

that one fictional character you ship with six other characters

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randomactsofdouchebaggery:

amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

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this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

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